The Best "Hard Body" Tattoos

1. Brandon Jennings

This is the most honest tattoo I've ever seen. Yes. It's true. You are young. And you have money. But it's the upper back placement that really does it for me. Those point guard shoulders are cantaloupes whose juice I want dripping from my lips. I make my coworkers uncomfortable because I drool at my desktop. But I feel wrong for calling this little boy sexy. He's not even old enough to drink.

2. Kenyon Martin

This guy is covered with good ink but the most notable will always be the smacking red lips printed on his neck. The voice of his ex-girlfriend, hip-hop sexpot Trina, will forever taunt the ladies of Denver through this tat of her kiss.


3. Lil Wayne

I'm not even sure if Lil Wayne counts as human anymore. He might as well classify as a breathing and walking canvas. But my favorite is the chicken scratch red ink about his eye. "I Am Music" has never sounded so hood.


4. Joel Przybilla

I love white dudes that are total softies with tough ass tattoos. Joel's cartoon of himself shaking a finger at his opponents is made especially fabulous because this guy literally has never shaken a finger at anyone. Not even a puppy.


5. Chris "The Birdman" Anderson

Another guy who is so inked, you often blend the specifics into one giant tattoo. But no one can miss the guys red feathered wings when he makes a killer dunk and flaps his arms like an eagle. A permanent costume, Chris is always dressed suited to his nickname.